Unicorn Sex Party

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Unicorn Sex Party

Oh hai, I didn't see you there. Take off your shoes, come inside! You look fantastic. Here. Have a cucumber infused Margarita. Get those pants off stat, and take a dip in my unicorn shaped hot tub. Here's a towel. Excuse me while I put on some India Arie. Ahhh, there we go. The other guests should be here any minute. Don't forget to check out the vegetarian taco bar out back! Welcome to my Unicorn Sex Party.

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Feb. 24, 2012 at 8:02pm with 9 notes

In 2012 that guy would be wearing Ed Hardy.

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In 2012 that guy would be wearing Ed Hardy.
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