Q: What music will be playing at your Unicorn Sex Party?
A: The kind of music that sounds like a unicorn pooping out rainbow. So a lot of Beach House, Animal Collective, Deerhunter, Ariel Pink, Girls and Devendra Banhart.
Q: What is a sprinkle-pie?
A: A sprinkle-pie is a pie filled entirely with sprinkles, and then sprinkled with sprinkles on top. Unicorns LOVE sprinkle-pies.
Q: Do you accept user submissions?
A: I do indeed. Send photos to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Q: Do you have a boner right now?
A: Um, Yes.
Q: What’s your favorite film?
A: The Last Unicorn, duh. Stupid question. Next?
Q:What’s your second favorite film?
A: Annie Hall.
Q: Do you like to chat with cool people on gchat?
A: Why yes I do. Unicornsexparty@gmail.com peoplz.