Unicorn Sex Party

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Unicorn Sex Party

Oh hai, I didn't see you there. Take off your shoes, come inside! You look fantastic. Here. Have a cucumber infused Margarita. Get those pants off stat, and take a dip in my unicorn shaped hot tub. Here's a towel. Excuse me while I put on some India Arie. Ahhh, there we go. The other guests should be here any minute. Don't forget to check out the vegetarian taco bar out back! Welcome to my Unicorn Sex Party.

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Unicorn Sex Party FAQ

Q: What music will be playing at your Unicorn Sex Party?

A: The kind of music that sounds like a unicorn pooping out rainbow. So a lot of Beach House, Animal Collective, Deerhunter, Ariel Pink, Girls and Devendra Banhart.

Q: What is a sprinkle-pie?

A: A sprinkle-pie is a pie filled entirely with sprinkles, and then sprinkled with sprinkles on top. Unicorns LOVE sprinkle-pies.

Q: Do you accept user submissions?

A: I do indeed. Send photos to unicornsexparty@gmail.com.

Q: Do you have a boner right now?

A: Um, Yes.

Q: What’s your favorite film?

A: The Last Unicorn, duh. Stupid question. Next?

Q:What’s your second favorite film?

A: Annie Hall.

Q: Do you like to chat with cool people on gchat?

A: Why yes I do. Unicornsexparty@gmail.com peoplz.